haikus of wisdom

yummy dq treat
i'm lactose intolerant
totally worth it

6 o'clock a.m.
cat scratching my furniture
kick the nuisance out

i am really bored
i know, i'll take pictures of
my neighbor's flowers

mom, why can't i go
take a walk on other street?
snatchers don't scare me

pushing scooter up
the, like, 40 degree hill
i am so high-tech

um, what is that noise?
insanely freaked out, i am
oh, just dishwasher

VAGUS NERVE! mom screams
she diagnosed her reflux
oh, how brilliant