alabama, tennessee, auburn university.

there is a steady, annoying pain in my stomach.
appendicitis? no...
nervousness? no...
dread of a long drive to auburn? yes.

i'm going with the mom to help the sister move home for her internship. which i'm glad about, except for the long drive and the pain it apparently causes me.



and i don't even like their football.



UPDATE. i discovered shortly after publishing this post that the gnawing pain was hunger, so i ate a biscuit along the way.
everything ran smoothly and nobody died.
the end.