AHH!

i fail at keeping my blog updated... sorry for any withdrawals you may have experienced these last 13 days.
(i think it's 13. right? *counts on fingers* ...whatever.)
we will now return to your irregularly scheduled post.

today's one of those days when i have absolutely nothing to post. nothing much has happened lately, except for my granddad giving a speech at the library downtown, but mother dear already stole that idea. (read her post. like... now. =) )
so i'm completely out of blog fodder. but posting about having nothing to post is so unoriginal!
so with great reverence, i will now voyage to the wealth of knowledge, to the stupendous page of the one man who knows all that happens and links to it with great artistry...
TIM CHALLIES'S A LA CARTE!
okay. hmm. nothing much of interest for today's a la carte. what about the one for january 23rd?
"the year's weirdest headline"
oh?
*click*
"CLINICALLY DEPRESSED POODLE MAULS FORMER FRENCH PRESIDENT CHIRAC"
...how can dogs be depressed?
"former french president jacques chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president's wife."
...anti-depressants? hmm. that's irregular. poodles are the dog breed of evil.
there's even a picture on the fox news site of the horrid little rat...dog.

OH
MY
GOSH.
do you see that huge bikini-wearing woman in the background?!?!
DON'T LET YOUR SMALL CHILDREN SEE IT!!!
...i shall have cellulite-infested nightmares!